"500dollarvan" (500dollarvan)
10/20/2015 at 20:00 • Filed to: $500, VAN, $500VAN, $500 VAN, MINIVAN, MANUAL, NISSAN, AXXESS, BALLER
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"500dollarvan" (500dollarvan)
10/20/2015 at 20:00 • Filed to: $500, VAN, $500VAN, $500 VAN, MINIVAN, MANUAL, NISSAN, AXXESS, BALLER | 14
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This week we had an actual pissing contest.
The $500 Van dudes LOVE COMPETITION. Our competitions inevitably lead to arguments. Arguing is central to our friendship. Often involving immature name calling, cheating and inevitably childish pushing and shoving. This week’s video contains surprisingly little of this. So we feel the need highlight our rare ability to act like adults.
Many of our arguments have to do with vans and pissing. Having a toilet in the back of the $500 Van means we can constantly bicker about who can LITERALLY piss the farthest. DISCLAIMER: The Team Behind The $500 Van Never Condones Urinating On Public Roads. All Urination Performed On Closed Course.
Through scientific testing and the utilization of advanced testing equipment, such as that measurement wheel thing, we are able to conduct a real life pissing contest with 100% accuracy.
Disclaimer: NO ACTUAL PISS LEFT HIS SCHLONG ON PUBLIC ROADS
in the name of self promotion hit us up on Facebook /500dollarvan and on the other social medias at @500dollarvan
YouTube !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
Let us know what you want to hear about the Van! Hate mail is also welcome, that shit is fun
Montalvo
> 500dollarvan
10/20/2015 at 20:19 |
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The first thing I thought of was Big Bill’s hell which is also known as
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> 500dollarvan
10/20/2015 at 20:36 |
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Hate mail? But it would be pretty hard to hate the van.
Burittobenz
> 500dollarvan
10/20/2015 at 20:48 |
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Looking forward to more “closed road” tests loll
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Bigburbs
> 500dollarvan
10/20/2015 at 20:56 |
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Lol how do you come up with this stuff?? Ain’t complaining keep it coming
Ninjalurker
> 500dollarvan
10/20/2015 at 20:58 |
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I nearly PISSED myself laughing LMPO laughing my piss out
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500dollarvan
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
10/21/2015 at 12:35 |
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We appreciate the sentiment. You are welcome to crap in it any time you like.
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500dollarvan
> Montalvo
10/21/2015 at 12:35 |
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I know nothing of this. It sounds amazing!
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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> 500dollarvan
10/21/2015 at 12:47 |
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If I ever see it, I will for sure see how well the toilet works.
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Montalvo
> 500dollarvan
10/21/2015 at 13:09 |
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